
The splintering roar of the cottage door yields to a heavy boot. Dust motes dance in the shaft of light as a looming shadow steps over the prone, unconscious form of Haldan.

Bram
Well, well. I see the Magistrate hasn’t claimed the prize yet, though it seems you’ve been busy making a mess of things, Wolfie.

Wolfie
Wonderful. Another creditor, and he looks like he skipped breakfast to eat glass.

Wolfie
If you’re looking for a payment, Bram, I suggest you take it up with the law. They’re due to arrive any minute now, and they aren't nearly as fond of idle conversation as I am.

Bram
I don’t care about their warrants. I care about the gold you owe, and I’m not leaving without a pound of your flesh or the equivalent in coin.

Wolfie
He’s far too energetic for this hour. Perhaps I can suggest a very long, very deep nap instead.

Wolfie
You know, Bram, there’s a lovely, quiet spot right there on the floor. Why don't you join your friend?
+ Scene Quest Added
Deal with Bram the debt collector
“*Hand him the scroll with no context*”
SUCCESS (Mediocre Persuasion, rolled +0)

Wolfie
I thought you might appreciate a bit of light reading before you decide to start hacking up my floorboards.
Wolfie extends his arm, flicking the Magistrate’s sealed scroll toward Bram. It tumbles through the dusty air, the red wax seal catching a stray beam of morning light.

Bram
What is this? If this is some cheap trick, I’ll have his head before the ink dries.
Bram’s hand snaps out, instinctively catching the parchment mid-air. His brow furrows as he studies the official seal. The aggressive stance he held a moment ago falters, his grip loosening slightly on his heavy iron cudgel.

Wolfie
He actually caught it. Now, if he’s smart enough to read the terrifying consequences listed inside, maybe I can get back to my dream about the infinite loaf of bread.

Bram
This is from the Magistrate? Why are you holding a summons for a debt that isn't even yours yet?
Bram stares down at the seal, the heavy silence of the ruined cottage pressing in as the implications settle over him.
“*While he's reading that, might as well take a nap*”
SUCCESS (Legendary napping, rolled +2)

Wolfie drops into his moth-eaten armchair, his eyes fluttering shut as the chaos of the room fades into a comfortable, rhythmic darkness. The tension in the air does not reach him.

Bram
Are you… are you actually going to sleep? While the Magistrate’s hounds are likely already sniffing for my trail?

Wolfie
If he stays quiet for five minutes, I might actually get to the part where the loaf of bread turns into a roast chicken.
Bram paces, the scroll gripped tightly in his calloused hand. He looks from the slumbering sorcerer to the broken doorway, his breathing ragged and hurried. The distant, faint sound of galloping hooves drifts through the jagged opening in the wall, growing steadily louder with every passing second. Bram stops mid-stride, his gaze darting toward the threshold, his knuckles white against the parchment.
“*Snore*”
SUCCESS (Legendary napping, rolled -1)

A soft, rhythmic sound begins to emanate from the armchair, cutting through the tension with the grace of a master. Wolfie is out cold, his breathing deep and steady, utterly indifferent to the impending arrival of the law.

Bram
You have to be joking. Do you honestly think this is the time for a nap?

Bram
He is either the most powerful sorcerer in the kingdom or the most insane man I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.
The hoofbeats sharpen, echoing against the cobblestones just outside the cottage walls. Dust motes dance in the shaft of morning light streaming through the jagged hole in the door frame. Bram pivots toward the sound, his face draining of color as he realizes the clatter is coming from heavy, armored mounts. He glances back at the sleeping form of the sorcerer, his hand hovering uncertainly over his dagger as the shadows of the approaching riders stretch across the threshold.
+ Scene Quest Added
Survive the arrival of the Magistrate's law enforcement
“Nap wo hard, you Nap yourself into another realm, napcrption”
SUCCESS (Legendary napping, rolled +1)

Wolfie does not merely sleep. He descends into a deep, velvety void, his consciousness drifting far beyond the reach of iron, debt, or looming law. In the dreamscape, he drifts on a sea of silence, comfortably detached from reality.

Wolfie
The world can collapse. The sky can fall. My eyelids are leaden, and the darkness is bliss.
The wooden floorboards groan under the weight of heavy boots as the front door threshold is finally breached. Sunlight spills across the floor, now obstructed by the long, looming silhouettes of armored riders. Bram gasps, his knuckles white as he grips the Magistrate's scroll. He looks from the unconscious men to the peacefully snoring sorcerer, his resolve fracturing under the pressure of the impending arrest.

Bram
They are here. I am dead, either by their blades or my own incompetence.
“Ugh **Fine**. *He wakes, with a dramatic, and not without bringing something useful like a new power or upgrade from the other side back with him.*”
SUCCESS (Great Willpower, rolled +1)

Wolfie’s eyes snap open, the heavy lethargy of his dream replaced by a cold, crackling energy. He isn't just awake; he is vibrating with the residual hum of the void he just escaped. As he stands, the enchanted runes on his robes flare with a blinding, ethereal indigo light, casting long, frantic shadows against the cottage walls.

Wolfie
A simple nap, ruined. If I am to be awake, they shall pay for the interruption with interest.
He thrusts a palm forward, not toward the riders, but into the air itself. A ripple of distorted space tears through the center of the room, manifesting a spectral, glowing sphere of pure kinetic potential—a remnant of the dream-sea pulled into the waking world. Bram stumbles back, shielding his eyes from the brilliance, while the horses outside whinny in sudden, primal terror. The lead rider pulls his mount to a skidding halt at the doorway, blade drawn and trembling as he stares into the sorcerer’s glowing, unbothered gaze.
Quest Complete
Survive the arrival of the Magistrate's law enforcement
New Gift: Evasive Maneuvers