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Adventure of Kill Wankfast

High Fantasy·Kill Wankfast

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The Cost of Oosey's BargainWankfast ancestral hall
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The Cost of Oosey's Bargain
Sera
Sera

The allied column halts along an old mountain trail. Weathered clan stones lean from the heather, their worn carvings half-hidden beneath frost, while Mike-Ox warriors unload packs and raise a small camp nearby.

Sera leads Kill a short distance beyond the campfires, where the wind carries away quiet words. Her torn red-and-black Harrip colors stir against the gray mountain dusk.

Sera

Sera

When the vault opens, what should the Wankfast name mean? A sword raised against every clan, or a roof beneath which the surviving clans can stand?

Below the trail, the Mike-Ox warriors build a windbreak from fallen branches. Their low voices and clattering cookware fade as Sera watches Kill, waiting without forcing an answer.

Sera

Sera

My hope is genuine, Kill Wankfast. But Oosey's bargain carries a cost, and I have not told you what it is.

She closes her fingers around the empty message seal, her expression tightening as the trail stones loom behind her. Farther down the pass, an unseen raven calls once and falls silent.

Sera

Sera

Ask me plainly, and I will answer plainly. The truth should reach the last Wankfast before the hidden stair does.

“Kill begins to speak, not just to Sera, but to the Mike-Ox warriors as well. He finds a boulder nearby, standing on top of it, smiling triumphantly. He raises his crest once again. "My name is no longer Kill Wankfast, it is now... Kill Wankfast, leader of Mike-Ox!" He looks down upon his men with glory and then to Sera. "Whatever troubles may arise, we will stand with the Harrip clan!"”

SUCCESS (Legendary Willpower, rolled +2)

The Cost of Oosey's Bargain
Sera
Sera

Kill climbs onto a frost-rimed boulder, his rigid right arm aching as he raises the Wankfast Crest. The warriors' old hatred of the Wankfast name tightens their faces, but the crest catches the dusk like a sworn promise.

Kill Wankfast

Kill Wankfast

My name is no longer Kill Wankfast. It is now... Kill Wankfast, leader of Mike-Ox!

He looks down upon the gathered warriors with triumph. One by one, their spears lower, and the camp's scattered voices fall silent beneath his raised crest.

Mike-Ox warriors

Mike-Ox warriors

Leader of Mike-Ox! We stand beneath your crest, last Wankfast.

Kill Wankfast

Kill Wankfast

Whatever troubles may arise, we will stand with the Harrip clan!

Sera

Sera

Then Harrip will hear that Mike-Ox has chosen its leader, and that leader has chosen us. I will carry your pledge to Oosey.

Sera bows her head toward the boulder. Around it, the Mike-Ox warriors strike spear-butts against stone in a steady rhythm, accepting the new alliance beneath the mountain dusk.

“With that Kill steps down from the boulder, looking down into the cavern. "We only have one way forwards men, so let us see glory!" He says calmly but firmly, leading the charge into the depths.”

SUCCESS (Legendary Willpower, rolled -2)

The Cost of Oosey's Bargain

Kill steps from the frost-rimed boulder and descends toward the cavern mouth, the Wankfast Crest held high. His rigid right arm hangs beside him, aching beneath the cold.

Kill Wankfast

Kill Wankfast

We only have one way forwards, men, so let us see glory!

The old hatred answers first: several warriors hesitate at the Wankfast name, and Kill's certainty falters for one exposed breath. The crest's weight steadies him before doubt can turn the column aside.

He enters the cavern, boots ringing over buried stone, and the Mike-Ox warriors follow. Their torchlight crawls across ancient carvings of a broad-armed clan beneath a mountain.

Mike-Ox warriors

Mike-Ox warriors

Lead on, last Wankfast! We follow the crest into the dark!

The passage slopes downward, then opens into the Wankfast vault. A sealed stone gate fills the cavern wall, bearing the clan crest and untouched iron bands.

Kill has led the alliance to the hidden vault. Behind him, the warriors crowd the cavern in wary silence, while his brief shaken composure settles into stern command.

“Kill looks upon the doors, knowing what he must do. He raises his crest, then his cursed arm. His palm presses flat against the doors and he knows exactly what to do, squatting down in the Wankfast's family guard stance. With this he commands the door open.”

SUCCESS (Legendary Wankfast Family guard Stance, rolled +1)

The Cost of Oosey's Bargain

Kill raises the Wankfast Crest before the sealed gate. Its carved mountains catch the torchlight, and the ancient iron bands answer with a deep, waking hum.

He lifts his cursed right arm and presses its rigid palm against the stone. Pain locks from shoulder to fingertips, but the crest steadies his strength instead of letting the curse turn him aside.

Kill drops into the Wankfast family guard stance, broad frame settling low beneath the mountain carvings. The gate shudders as his stance commands the old clan law awake.

Stone grinds against stone. Dust spills from the lintel, iron bands withdraw into hidden channels, and the sealed vault doors open inward upon darkness lit by a pale blue glow.

Mike-Ox warriors

Mike-Ox warriors

The Wankfast gate opens for its rightful leader! We follow him into the ancestral hall!

The Mike-Ox warriors raise their torches and gather behind Kill. Beyond the threshold, carved pillars emerge from the blue radiance, and the lost stronghold waits beneath the mountain.

✓ Quest Accepted

Retrieve the Wankfast clan blade

“Kill enters without fear, a smile on his face, and a will in his heart. He knows the blade isn't far. In fact he can basically see it.”

SUCCESS (Legendary Willpower, rolled -1)

The Cost of Oosey's Bargain

Kill enters the ancestral hall without fear, smiling beneath the blue glow. The Wankfast Crest rests in his hand, its carved mountains shining like a promise reclaimed.

Kill Wankfast

Kill Wankfast

The blade is here.

His cursed right arm remains rigid, pain burning from shoulder to fingertips as his will drives him onward. The Wankfast Crest answers with a warm pulse, steadying his resolve and turning the pain into strength.

He crosses between pillars carved with broad-armed ancestors. At the far end, upon a black stone dais, the Wankfast clan blade gleams within a cradle of silver runes.

Mike-Ox warriors

Mike-Ox warriors

The ancestral hall receives its leader! The Wankfast blade stands before him!

The Mike-Ox warriors enter behind him, torches lifting beneath the vaulted darkness. Their footsteps become a single advancing rhythm as Kill reaches the center of the lost hall.

He stands within the ancestral hall at last, facing the blade he came to reclaim. Blue fire wakes along the dais, illuminating the Crest and his unshaken smile.

“Kill reaches with his cursed arm, still smiling as he reclaims his familial blade, and all at once, the promises, the will, and the power of his ancestors come crashing down upon him. The blue glow illuminates his arm, the energy swirling around the curse and... it begins to change? Perhaps this "curse" was never a curse after all, but a blessing in disguise! Kill Wankfast yells out with triumph, the energy coursing through his veins as he begins to speak. "YES, ANCESTORS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS, FOR THIS IS YOUR PROMISE- YOUR LEGACY FULFILLED!!!!!!"”

SUCCESS (Legendary Willpower, rolled +1)

The Cost of Oosey's Bargain

Kill reaches with his cursed right arm. Pain clamps from shoulder to fingertips, and the ancient curse twists the blue energy into violent coils around his rigid limb.

The Wankfast Crest flares warmly in his other hand, holding the curse in check. Its light guides the surging power through him as the arm changes, rigid force reshaping into luminous strength.

The ancestral blade rises from its silver runes and settles into Kill's grasp. Blue fire races along its edge, while countless promises and wills crash through him without breaking his stance.

Kill Wankfast

Kill Wankfast

YES, ANCESTORS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS, FOR THIS IS YOUR PROMISE, YOUR LEGACY FULFILLED!!!!!!

The hall answers with a thunderous pulse. The altered arm shines beneath the blue glow, its old curse transformed into a blessing that answers the blade and the Crest together.

Mike-Ox warriors

Mike-Ox warriors

The Wankfast legacy lives! The rightful blade is claimed, and its power answers its leader!

Behind Kill, the Mike-Ox warriors lift their torches as ancestral light floods the pillars. The lost hall no longer feels abandoned; it stands awakened beneath its reclaimed name.

Quest Complete

Retrieve the Wankfast clan blade

Skill Upgrade: Melee Weapons Mediocre

+ New Item Acquired

Wankfast clan blade

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