You arrive at the Mike-Ox campsite as dusk stains the sky red. Fugg Mike-Ox, a middle-aged human man with a shaved head, a square jaw, and a broken nose, stands within a trampled ring of ash and broken spears, broad-shouldered and scarred, wearing dark hide beneath iron plates.
Mike-Ox warriors encircle the ring with weapons lowered but ready. Their boots and spear-shafts mark the boundary, sealing the ancient challenge beneath rows of watchful faces.
Fugg Mike-Ox
“The last Wankfast comes at last. By the old clan law, this ground is ours, and this first strike is yours to survive.”
Fugg raises a heavy, hooked axe and settles into the ash. Around him, the gathered warriors fall silent, leaving only the hiss of the campfires and the rasp of your breathing.
Fugg Mike-Ox
“No ambush. No clan trickery. Strike when you are ready, Kill Wankfast.”
The circle waits. Fugg’s axe remains poised, the witnesses hold their places, and every path out of the campsite is closed by the watching clan.
✓ Quest Accepted
Survive Fugg Mike-Ox's challenge
“Kill wastes no time. He wants to finish this with one single blow. He closes his eyes, reaching down to unbuckle the belt of strength supressant, and it all begins. He's not trying to injure or incapacitate Fugg Mike-Ox, he doesn't want to injure Fugg Mike-Ox, he wants to KILL Fugg Mike-Ox. As his belt hits the ground the transformation begins almost instantly. His right arm begins growing with an immense strength. He can't hold this form for long, but he honestly doesn't need to. He looks down at the family crest, the image of that huge brown mushroom and those two round mountains fill him with courage- enough to end his foe. Kill raises his massive arm, screaming as he invokes his legendary strength and willpower, determined to end this in one blow. He prepares his legendary and certainly devestating haymaker, finally unleashing the Wankfast family punch.”
SUCCESS (Legendary Devastating Haymaker, rolled +1)
Kill closes his eyes and unbuckles the belt of strength supressant. It strikes the ash, and his right arm swells with impossible force as the ancient curse awakens beneath his skin.
The oath bound to his blood drives him forward, while the clan's hatred presses against his will. His fingers tighten around the Wankfast Crest, its huge brown mushroom and two round mountains lending him courage.
Fugg braces behind his hooked axe, but the last Wankfast's expanding arm rises above the ring like a siege engine. Ash spirals around Kill's feet.
Kill unleashes the Wankfast family punch. The haymaker crosses the space in a single thunderous sweep and strikes Fugg squarely, killing him instantly and hurling him from the challenge ring.
The impact extinguishes nearby flames and splits the trampled ash in a broad crescent. Kill's curse exacts its price: his enormous arm locks rigid, and pain shoots from shoulder to fingertips.
Mike-Ox warriors
“Fugg is fallen! The old law has spoken!”
The Mike-Ox warriors recoil from the body and the stunned silence that follows. The belt lies broken in the ash, while Kill remains standing, his family crest clenched in his hand.
Quest Complete
Survive Fugg Mike-Ox's challenge
Skill Upgrade: Brawl Great→Superb