Outside The Strip Club, Johnny Bravo is halfway through the doorway when The Snorlax's shove sends him stumbling onto the pavement. Roxanne Fine recoils inside, one hand guarding her arm.
Johnny Bravo
Hey! Watch the hair! I was only being charming, sweetheart.
Disco light spills across the sidewalk. Johnny catches himself against the brick, sunglasses still fixed in place, while the club's music thumps behind the closed door.
Roxanne Fine
He grabbed me after I told him to stop. Do not let him back in.
Johnny Bravo
Come on, big guy. You do not get to throw out the most desirable man in the city.
The doorway hangs open behind The Snorlax, framing Roxanne and the dark club beyond. Johnny squares his broad shoulders on the sidewalk, waiting to see whether the shove becomes a removal.
✓ Quest Accepted
Drive Johnny Bravo away from the club
✓ Quest Accepted
Keep Roxanne Fine safe from Johnny Bravo
“I tell Johnny Bravo "No touching the women! No touching their Zippers! I am The Snorlax, I speak for the strippers!"”
SUCCESS (Good Willpower, rolled +1)
The Snorlax
No touching the women! No touching their zippers! I am The Snorlax, I speak for the strippers!
The declaration rolls through the doorway over the club’s thumping music. Johnny’s swagger falters as Roxanne steadies herself behind The Snorlax, watching him closely.
Johnny Bravo
All right, all right! Message received. No touching. I’m leaving before this gets any less glamorous.
Johnny raises both hands, backs away from the entrance, and turns toward the sidewalk. His sunglasses remain in place, but his confidence does not.
Roxanne Fine
Good. Keep walking, Johnny. You heard him.
Johnny retreats beneath the streetlights without another argument. The doorway settles into guarded quiet, and the music inside becomes clear again.
Roxanne Fine
Thank you, Snorlax. That was ridiculous, but it worked.
Roxanne lowers her arm and gestures toward the club, leaving the entrance open for The Snorlax to return to his post.
Quest Complete
Drive Johnny Bravo away from the club
Quest Complete
Keep Roxanne Fine safe from Johnny Bravo