
The aisle loosens just enough for an elderly man with a bald head, deeply lined face, white mustache and beard, and dark green sunglasses to step forward. His orange martial-arts shirt and turtle shell make him impossible to overlook.

The Elderly Man
Adults must model proper conduct for the youth! I will sign this agreement, and then personally ensure Rosemary, Stella, and Yui set an example.
Before anyone can answer, he lunges with more enthusiasm than balance. One hand closes around Rosemary’s sleeve while the other reaches toward Stella, and his shoulder bumps the desk.
The completed agreements skid toward the edge. Stella’s hair catches around a chair leg, Rosemary twists free with a startled gasp, and the elderly man’s attempted grab turns into an awkward three-person tangle beside the service desk.

Rosemary Cedar
Help, please! Staff assistance at the manga aisle! He is trying to take us by force, and the paperwork is still on the desk!
The Teenagers
Is this another incident? Should we record it? Yui, can you stop this before the aisle gets blocked again?
The elderly man finally releases Rosemary’s sleeve, but keeps one hand hovering over the agreement as if signing it might justify everything. The teenagers watch Yui, phones still lowered, waiting for her response.
✓ Quest Accepted
Preserve Rosemary’s trust after Roshi’s intervention
“I get behind Mutten Roshi and kick him in the testicles.”
Missed — the elderly man struck back for 2 damage
Yui gets behind the elderly man and kicks, but his turtle shell shifts with him. He remains upright and unharmed, while the agreements wobble at the desk’s edge.
The elderly man reacts on instinct, flinging an elbow backward as he turns. It catches Yui hard enough to leave her hurt and breathless, though she stays on her feet.

The Elderly Man
Young lady! That was a shocking lesson in improper conduct!
Rosemary snatches the agreements away from the edge and steps between the elderly man and the others, one palm raised toward each side.

Rosemary Cedar
Everyone stop. Yui, please step back. Sir, keep your hands to yourself and away from my staff and patrons.
The Teenagers
We are not recording this. We are getting staff, and nobody is signing anything else today.
The teenagers spread toward the service desk and aisle entrance without raising their phones. Stella frees her hair from the chair leg, while Rosemary keeps the paperwork tucked against her chest.
Get Roshi to stop grabbing people
“I call Young Dave over.”
SUCCESS (Superb Conversation, rolled -3)


Yui Nagashima
Young Dave, could you come over here, please?
A broad young man steps from the nearest reading area, an oversized sword strapped across his back and a weary frown deepening his face. He raises both hands before approaching the crowded desk.

Young Dave
I am Young Dave. Is this the part where fantasy nonsense becomes a workplace complaint?
Young Dave stops beside Yui, a young adult human man with a massive wild Afro held by a black headband, a worn black hoodie over a gray tank top, baggy black cargo pants and black boots, yellow-rimmed goggles at his neck, and a digital watch, keeping his sword well away from the desk. Rosemary’s tense shoulders lower slightly, though the teenagers exchange suspicious looks at the sudden reinforcement.

Rosemary Cedar
Thank you for coming. Please stay calm and do not touch anyone. We need a witness while we get security.
The Teenagers
Wait, is he your friend? If he takes your side, this does look coordinated.

Young Dave
I was summoned by name, not recruited. I will describe exactly what I see, provided nobody asks me to sign another magical library treaty.
The teenagers accept his offer with reluctant nods, but their suspicion of Yui remains a new mark against her credibility. Rosemary keeps the agreements secure and gestures toward the aisle entrance for security.
“I point to Mutten Roshi and tell Young Dave to "Sick em!"”
SUCCESS (Superb Charm, rolled +2)


Yui Nagashima
Sick him!

Young Dave
That is an alarmingly clear instruction. Fine, elderly man, step away from the paperwork.
Young Dave moves between Yui and the desk, keeping his sword strapped down. He catches the elderly man by the shoulders and turns him firmly away from Rosemary and the agreements.

The Elderly Man
Release me! I am demonstrating proper conduct through direct instruction!
The elderly man struggles, but Young Dave holds him at arm’s length without striking. Rosemary retreats with the documents, and the teenagers clear space around the desk.

Rosemary Cedar
Thank you, Young Dave. Keep him there until security arrives, and please do not let this become another physical incident.

Young Dave
I am restraining him, not fighting him. There is a meaningful difference, and I would like it recorded accurately.
“I ask Roshi to sit quietly until security arrives”
SUCCESS (Superb Charm, rolled +2)


Yui Nagashima
Please sit quietly until security arrives.

The Elderly Man
A quiet demonstration of proper conduct. Very well.
Young Dave eases his grip and guides the elderly man toward a nearby chair. The turtle shell bumps the desk lightly, but the agreements stay secure in Rosemary’s hands.

Young Dave
There. Seated, supervised, and not signing anything. This is already more orderly than most fantasy negotiations.
The elderly man folds his hands over his orange shirt and remains in the chair, sunglasses aimed toward the desk. Rosemary exhales and checks both forms for damage.

Rosemary Cedar
Thank you, Yui. That was exactly what we needed. I’ll keep the paperwork here until security takes over.

The Elderly Man
Patience is also a form of instruction.
The aisle settles into an uneasy quiet. Young Dave stays nearby without touching him, while Rosemary holds the agreements against her chest and waits for security.
Quest Complete
Preserve Rosemary’s trust after Roshi’s intervention
Skill Upgrade: Charm Superb→Legendary