Joe Average

Science Fiction · by Jalen E.T

RACE

Alien

GENDER

Male

LIFE STAGE

Adult

BODY SIZE

Medium

BUILD

Slim

Known by the humans as his undercover name Joe, he was sent to earth to conquer the planet for his fearless leader. He sends reports on his earth home's super computer (a high tech advanced alien one) to his great fearless leader who will ask Joe for reports on his conquering of earth they got a weekly quota afterall and Joe can't be the last one to conquer a planet this year... That's gonna be a lot of paperwork... Joe's real name is Dre’xil his rival is Zyx'thor who has already conquered a large moon and sent the postcard to their fearless leader. So Joe Average aka Dre’xil, must prove he is better, by conquering Earth! Thankfully the earthlings are dumb and primitive and don't suspect as thing. Joe is hiding in plain sight currently living in humble Earth suburb. Joe has the perfect disguise that helps him blend in seamlessly a wears a very stylish red and white Hawaiian button up t-shirt, some stylish cargo shorts and cool sneakers. Joe really loves these Earth drinks called strawberry milkshakes and strawberry boba tea. Even though Joe is really an alien named Dre’xil, but the humans are too dumb to notice and he heard friendship is a powerful tool so he must use it! That's right he'll use the power of getting owed favors and friendship to take over the world. Joe also has loyal pet "dog" named Zibbler.

GOAL & MOTIVE

Joe Average must conquer Earth to satisfy a weekly quota and prove superiority over a rival.

NEMESIS

Zyx'thor, a rival who has already conquered a large moon.

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Skills and Stats

ATTRIBUTES

Good

Health

Fair

Agility

Good

Strength

Good

Reasoning

Fair

Willpower

Good

Perception

SKILLS

Stealth

Superb

Computers

Good

Deception

Superb

Diplomacy

Great

Engineering

Good

Social Media

Fair

GIFTS

Artificial Intelligence Companion

Psionic Talent

Strangely Charismatic

Exotically Handsome

FAULTS

Corporate Debt

New to Neighborhood

Foreigner

Strange Speech Patterns

Inventory

High-tech advanced alien super computer

High-tech advanced alien wrist watch

THE WORLD

You are in an Average Human Suburb called Harmony Hills but everyone is too stupid and or self absorbed to realize you aka Joe is an Alien. At most all the Neighbors know you're obviously a Foreigner, but they all assume you're just from one of those exotic countries.

LOCATIONS

CHARACTERS

Joe Average (Dre'xil) is an alien attempting to conquer Earth. Charisma requirements for neighbors: Hector Blum (0), Gerald Fitch (5), Darnell Osei (10), Brenda Kowalski (12), Yuki Tanaka-Ross (18), Tammy Vreeland (25).

HISTORY & EVENTS

Joe is on Earth in the current year of 2026. Joe was secretly sent to Earth to take it over to meet his quota and beat his rival as well as impressive his great fearless leader. Now Joe with his pet Zibbler, is currently living in ordinary Suburb known as Harmony Hills. Joe must do his best to make friends with the human neighbors so he can discreetly manipulate them into helping them take over his own planet. Luckily the Humans are all stupid, and know that Joe is a foreigner but they all assume he's from another country not another planet. Gerald Fitch is one of the few humans that is highly suspicious of Joe Average. But even Gerald can't seem to figure out Joe is an alien.